Malacca Chronology

*BM tambah BI sket2*

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Watak Utama:

Rico Ridzhuan Rozaidy

- Seorg yg Baran, suke memandu dgn laju dan tak penah memikirkan ttg org lain selain dirinya, kurang berdialog tp byk bermonolog dan kebiasaannye menganggap org lain mempunyai iq180 sepertinya, dan selalunye die hampa

Raeff Ramli- Paktam Ra-Ape

- Seorang pak lawak versatile, sentiasa sasa dalam ape jua keadaan, kuat semangat, sgt lucu dan selalu mengikut Telunjuk Makteh, Pak tam suke membuat Rico Marah dgn soalan2 spastik beliau, dan selalunye die berjaya membuat Rico menterbalikkan meja makan

Rosliza Nengsi- Makteh the Dangerous Mak Dara

- Cinta Hati Paktam, Makteh sgt garang dan lantang mcm kucing gerong belang tapi hanya effect pade KK dan seangkatan sepenakutan dgn KK je, Makteh selalu meredakan Keadaan Raeff dan Rico Yg biasanya Tegang dgn bertindak sebagai Mak

Mira Shahidan The Notorious Sepet

- Seorang yg gila lense, bukan contact lense or disc lense, tapi Camera Lense, ekspresi mukanye akan berubah setiap kali nampak lense dan bukan itu saje, jika die in control, org lain akan jd mangsanya, dia adalah adik yg paling kecil

Watak Sampingan:

Khairul Khairi – KK the Supir

- merangkap pemandu, penasihat pelancong, tukang booking, tukang angkat, tukang gelak, dan 1001 jenis tukang lg selain dr kerja2 pertukangan am, die berupaya sesat even die follow 90% of Garmin Lead, yg eksotik tentang die ni, Die pelawak kering yg selalunye lawak die takde sambutan

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Chapter 1: Sharp Time And KK’s Plan

Pukul 9 dijanjikan untuk semua berkumpul, dan biasalah, Robotic Rico sharp sampai sebelum pukul 9 di depan umah KK, dgn sinis berkata “janji kul 9 , Cannot go aku,”,

Perjalanan dgn Turbo Kancil 8.1 liter V8 enjin die tu, kami berjaya amik Raeff tepat kul 9.30, dan Makteh kul 10, korum dah tak cukup, KK redha dgn hanya 4 org, tapi Rico berkata “ lets Kidnap the Sepet, beat her up put her in the sack” yg lain trus setuju, dan selepas 1 foncall, Rico berjaya menyelubungkan Sepet ngan penuh rase bersalah dan sedih kerana tak mahu ikut pade mulanya, setelah berjaya menyumbat Sepet kedalam Bonet, KK lay out plan yg mane diignore oleh Paktam ngan Rico sebab mereka makan Coklat yg Makteh bg,

Chapter 2: Almas Cuppycake Liyana and Shukri CHUK Ibrahim

Lam kul 11 , KK yg dibayar 120USD sejam oleh Paktam untuk Memandu terus menuju ke Spring Potato.. punya Stor kat Sri Gombak and Berjumpa ngan Almas dan Chuk, dan time tu la Rico membuat perkara yg biasa dibuatnye iaitu tarik telinga Almas dan secara tiba2 The Sweetsuperduperloveydovey Cuppycake jerit “argghhh” MCM GURUH, Rico Kaget dan Yg Lain yg tgh syok bersembang pasal HONDA CITY baru Chuk trus terdiam, Later, Kene Breakfast dulu and Chuk ikot untuk memeriahkan suasana, Sepet masih didalam Bonet,

Chapter 3 : The Bunny Sai and Supir Borned!

Sebelum mereka meneruskan perjalanan ke Melaka, mereka singgah Di Ofis Uda Aki untuk amik gaji katanya, time tu Rico trus roger Bunny Sai dan trus bukak pasar tani tepi jalan, bising amat, time ni la Bunny Sai Bg nickname SUPIR kat KK yg mane jd bahan ejekan oleh Rico dan Raeff Sampai sekarang, dan dgn ade mcm2 kesulitan kecil mcm nak terkucil and such, dorg trus gerak kemelaka dgn 2 Jam perjalanan,

Chapter 4 : Melaka Sightseeing and KFC

Sampai kat Melaka dlm Pukul 3.30, setelah check in Apartmen En.SUlaiman Akhlaken, Paktam Merengek kerana lapar, die ckp “Rico, aku lapar, ko cian kat aku tak?” , rico wat tak tahu je sebab dah16juta kali soalan tu diajukan kepadanya, KK trus memandu ke KFC dan mase ini la kami keluarkan Mira dari Bonet sebab die dah bertenang sebab terhantuk kepalanya beberapa kali, selepas makan balik keapartmen dan berlaku pergaduhan berdarah antara KK, PakTam dan Rico kerana berebut bilik, Ketiga2 kene Sekeh dgn Makteh dan trus terbaring kat ruang tamu je pasal dah cedera parah,

Chapter 5 : Pantai Tanjung Klebang

Disini, Mira menunjukkan belangnye dgn meng-shot lebih dr 300 ribu shot gambar hinggakan 5 handfon and 1 digital cam habis memory, dan niat untuk mandi terpaksa dibatalkan kerana air pasang dalam, surut pukul lima, nyonya bangun pagi siram pokok bunga, pokok bunge melur tanam tepi kolam, itik bertelur ayam … err,, sori, lupe daratan sket, dan plan seterusnye ialah berjumpa CIk Atiqah Damhuri dekat Bukit Katil..til til til..tilam… lamlamlam…lampu,, pupupupu…pusing…. Singggg…Argghhh..

Chapter 6 : Kemachoan Rico Tergadai

Setelah berjumpa ngan Atiqah, die trus rekomen kedai makan yg katanye sedap, dan tanpa segan silunye SiSupir mengikut, setelah order dibuat, mereka heran, Rico Order makan, sume tak pedas, tak pedas, tak pedas.. setelah makan separuh jalan, PAktam trus terperanjat kerana tiba2 Rico bertukar menjadi Serigala Jadian! Die tergigit cili padi dlm nasi die, dan aftermath tergigit cili pade Rico ialah same dgn kene belasah dgn 40 org dgn kayu, dorg terus tergelakkan Rico yg dah terbaring ngan Mulut berasap, cukup 40 second, Rico trus mencari org yg bertanggung jawab dan menstarlightkan dahi sifolan tu sebanyak 3 kali,

Chapter 7 : Movie Time and Near Death experience of Atiqah

Sesampai je dekat apartmen, Rico yg rindu sgt pade Kucingnye Tilala trus masuk tido, dan yg lain terus menyambung agenda lewat malam iaitu Movies! PAktam pasang JGN PANDANG BELAKANG CONGKAK 2 dan trus terpengaruh dgn Wak Ketari Blues, dlm pada yg sme, Atiqah yg tak tahu pape cuba untuk mengejutkan Rico dgn mencuit kaki, tp lucky, Tendangan Rico hanya kene cuping telinga kiri Tiqah saje dan Tiqah terus berlari masuk ke girls room, dan tak keluar2 lagi, Rico Paling Pantang org kacau Tidonye, Die yg baru bangun tido ialah Zombie, yg penuh dgn marah dan dendam. Tiqah terselamat sebab sipi.

Chapter 8: 1^st Day Wake up Call

KK terlepas ckp dgn Robotic Rico yg die nak gerak kul 9.30, apa lagi? KK dikejut dgn jeritan “K!” beliau yg terkejut trus melompat dr katil dan tgk jam, tepat kul 9.00, Rico dgn penuh garangnye menunding jari dan berkata ngannada suara Horatio Caine(CSI Miami) ‘ I give u 30 minutes to get ready”, tapi last2 Rico trus pergi Naik katil dan port sebelah Paktam, Makteh yg lalu kat depan bilik cuba untuk join dgn mereka sambil berlari, dan bersedia untuk melompat, masa tu la Rico dgn spontannya membengkokkan kakinye dan menaikkan lutut yg mana pasti akan mencederaFarahkan MAkteh kalu die landing atas tu, Makteh Break Emergency tp inersia die membuatkan die cedera ringan,

Chapter 9. A’Famosa Waterworld

Mcm kura2 jumpe air, Rico ngan Paktam mmg suka basah tp hati dorg keringkontang, Rico Tak pandai berenang, die cuba semua waterslide yg ade, 20, 30 kaki tinggi, sume die try, dan quality pada Rico, die tak hesitate, terjun n Kamikaze je, masuk tube terlentang keluar termeniarap. Teka la ape berlaku kat dalam tube? Hanya die yang tahu, tp yang lain pu try je sume, berani! Good! Da bosan try slide, dorg port kat pool besar and time ni la Rico on Rampage, die terbalikkan sume pelampung yg dekat dgn die, even Amoi cina tu pun jd mangsa, die berenang kepala die berlaga ngan Mamat Korea tuh n mase tu mmg leh nampak die happy, satu hari wasted there

Chapter 10: Dataran Pahlawan and Shopping time

Time ni mmg heaven bg sorg tuh sebab die je yg ade duit shopping, tp die menjaga hati kwn2nye dgn beli baju yg kawan2 die pilih je, dan time ni gak kelaparan dah melanda, setelah habis shopping, org yg berduit tu terus pakai baju barunye yg tertera “ALMOST SINGLE” dan time ni die gak bangga2 yg die rse die kurus and tetiba bertukar jadi gedik, menu makan malam = Ikan Bakar!!

Chapter 11: Muara Sungai Duyung-ikan Bakar and Kupang The Legend

GArmin tunjuk jalan dan kami sampai kat tempat yg Tiqah rekomen, setelah pilih ikan Jenak, PAktam dan Rico ternampak Kupang, Rico dgn comel Mashimaronye tunjuk kearah Kupang dan signal brader yg kat situ, Brader tuh terus sauk Kupang mcm 150org nak makan, sampai buat Paktam sesak nafas kerana terkejut, haha, sampai je yg da siap dimasak, mmg Ikan dgn Kupang tuh mmg Legend, yg Rico heran, Kupang Rico sume tggl kulit sebab Mira ngan Paktam dah Rompak, siootttt… tapi Rico merungut ngan comel mcm Pooh, sbb pedas.lol,

Chapter 12 : Movie Time Finale= Mohabbatein!

Rahsia kerajaan Rico ngan Paktam Terbongkar time ni, tp selamat hanya Mira yg masih terjaga sebab yg lain dah Selak, 1^st Makteh, die satu hari mcm mak, suap kitorg makan, ambikkan lauk, pilihkan baju, layan kerenah diorg, n Supir, penat sebab lemas siang td.

Movie Berjalan, PAktam ngan Rico Maintain lg, smpi satu tahap Shahrukh kua, Rico dah bertepuk2 dan time on lagu, Puh!! PakTam ngan Rico Hafal Full Lyrics and Dance step! Full! Full lagu! Full Movie! Mane la sangka, muka kaki pukul, badan gedabak seko2, tp layan Hindustan dgn excited gila, baru half movie jalan, Mira kecundang sebab bateri die Low, tapi die tak dipedulikan sebab Rico ngan Paktam tgh cover lagu Akhen Kholi, haha,

Chapter 13 : Rico And Mak Limah

After Hindustan, Rico layan lak Cite Zohan sorg2 dlm bilik dan time ni kul 3.50 a.m la hampeh betul, Mak Limah bertandang dan menjelmakan diri die, Rico Ternampak dan spontan terus mencarut B*** B****! After that it vanish just like a smoke, nasib bek mak limah tak pandang ke arah Rico kalau tak mau Koma Rico Pasal terkejut, die tu pun penakut sebenarnya, fizikal je ganas, tapi Hati made ngan Gummy Bear, Rico tertido sebelum sempat habiskan movie die

Chapter 14 : Bye2 Melaka

Dorg berkemas dan tinggalkan Apartment tu kul 1 ptg dan trus head to Atiqah’s to ask for lunch spots, but tak guna, KK sesat dan every kedai yg diGarmin da tutup, dan garmin disahkan Tipu, ade ke restoran Asam pedas dibawaknye kitorg ke kedai perabot, What the fagma are u doin heir btul! Last jumpe gak satu restoran, lauk2 tempting gila and enuff said, sorg makan RM 24-25. da la pedas, tapi takpe, lauk2 die fresh dr laut habaq hang! Lepas makan get a few junks and Paktam beli Pistol Laser die untuk malam Malaysia lawan Indon Suzuki Cup!

Chapter 15 : Cheras! Sahiba Deathgame!

Lepas tggalkan Melaka, pegi umah Atuk KK, time ni la Paktam Cabar untuk men Sahiba ngan Rico! Rico trus tukar mode game die, yg mane die takkan play safe, die takkan play fair! Aki ngan KK join lak, dan time ni la macam2 maki hamun, keganasan, penipuan, segala jenis decoy, hasad dengki, semua dapat ditonjolkan tp Paktam menang ngan kelebihan 42 mate, Rico 2^nd,Aki 3^rd , KK 4^th sebab die sorg je yg give up tak tahan kene saiko! Event terakhir ni la yg buat dorg tergelak2 sepanjang perjalanan balik, dan lepas hantar sume org balik, Rico antar Paktam dan trus balik .

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Siapa aku sebenarnye? Aku tau sume cerita lak? Aku lah Bantal Bushuk Mira! Ya, aku melihat ni dlm perspektif sebuah bantal bushuk!

Laughter Is the best Medicine

Its been a while since I started doing this, I pick a random people and make them laugh, not just any random, a dull sad looking random people, I mostly finds my victim of Facebook coz its obvious, they posted a sad status, and I attack them with my sets of Riddles,

1. the Racist Ridles- Just for fun, no offences to anybody
2. Animal Riddles – few of them
3. sportsman riddles – no Offences to their fan
4. Language riddles

Ive collected these thing from all my 21years of living and some of that came out on my own, Since I like to meet new people and making new frens, sometimes, I get scold too coz they say im stupid, but I still keep doing that, maybe im able to make at least 1 people happy, and with their happiness I feel appreciated and I want u guys to come back for more, trust me, I got a few tricks that works, Happiness is to share, 

Just to test

- why a worm don’t have eyes?-
- why a tiger have stripes?-
- why an American guy cant shut up?-

Catch me for some answer, it isn’t a riddle if its not stupid, hahaha, but still logical,

ARA THE DEVIL GIRL

Sesiapa yg selalu hangout dgn aku mesti akan kenal Ara, tapi dorg jugak sedia maklum yg aku ni single, siapa Ara ni sebenarnya? Ara ialah kesayangan aku yg paling aku syg sekali, lebih dr wallet aku and handphone aku,

Ara ialah anugerah dari Abah aku waktu umo aku mencecah 18 tahun, and Ara ialah sebuah Pacuan 4 roda ataupun name saintifiknya Kereta, hahaha, asal aku namekan die Ara? It’s a 1^st breed Iswara Model, the 101th unit, hahaha, nice 1 eh?

1^st day aku bersama Ara, aku telah menghentam sebuah tong sampah besi yg sgt besar depan umah aku, (dulu aku dok Flat, bukan umah yg skang ni) dan meninggalkan kesan calar 3 kaler kat hub tayar sebelah kiri Ara, sian die, wuuu

Kegunaan Ara pada aku ialah untuk mengangkut kwn2 dan diri aku sendiri untuk ke Kuliah, sedangkan Kelas ngan umah aku hanya 800meter je, haha, tapi ini dapat menyelamatkan kami dari lambat, and ramai yg nak berkawan ngan aku lak tetiba, tp KIRIM SALAM

Penah jugak sekali dulu, aku berkejaran manja ngan kete polis kat highway Melawati, di cucuk aku, aku laju la, aku tgk lampu and siren die tak nyala pun, last2 aku slow masuk lorong Kampong Pasir, time tu la dorg Intercept aku potong depan, aku ngan Mudz da nak marah2 sekali Ijat dgn suara tune Jamal Abdillah die tuh buat Polis tuh lepaskan kami, alasan die tahan kami,die ckp mencurigakan, aku tye kat Ijat ngan Mudz, “Ara ni mcm kete Pusher ke?” ketidakpuasan hati aku berlarutan selama 3 hari,

Kawan2 aku selalu bersembang yg kete BLM ngan Kelisa dorg tuh lg bagus n lagi baru dr Ara, aku admit tp aku wat lek je and aku ckp, “tu bukan kete korg, tu kete bank” aku dah tak payah bayar bulan2 and kalu rosak pape I on my own, kebaikannye ini, tapi keburukannya aku mmg takkan dapat Ehsan dari Abah aku kalu jadi pape, I on my own, wuuuu… sedih sket

2^nd year aku dgn Ara ialah yg paling best! Aku round 1 Malaysia dgn die, aku duduk kat Taman Gaya JB, Kuala Pilah, Senawang, Masjid Tanah Melaka, Klau Lipis Pahang, Tasik Banding, and aku jugak dapat kesenangan tuk gi kemana saje yg aku nak,

Tapi dgn Keseronokan dan Kebelagakan aku tu lah yg buat Allah Balas Balik , Ara Breakdown pada 10.10.10 kat highway Kepong MRR2 mase aku nak Hantar Cik Mira Shahidan the Notorious Sepet and Bulat Golek2 balik kePuncak Perdana lepas pergi ke Pertunangan Makcikku Hesti Darwina, time ni la duit yg aku simpan lam Tabung Nenas aku yg mane aku nak wat bekal beli Kawasaki ER6-F dan Gundam, beralih ke acara peng-repair-an Ara, dan buat pertama kali dalam 3 tahun, aku berpisah ngan Ara, siyesly, aku nangis, hahaha

Tapi berkat kesabaran aku , yg mane hari2 aku terpaksa buat aku bersama ONA , aku dapat balik Ara pada 8.12, wohohh… ditemani Alip aku pulangkan ONA kat Abah and Drive Ara Balik Meru dari Bukit Beruntung, siyesly time tu aku macam org Gila Talak terpekik terlolong dalam kete sebab terlalu happy aku dapat Ara balik, Alip sabar je kat sebelah,

Hari ni, aku kene focus lagi untuk ubat kecederaan Ara yg mane masih bayk lg, mmg duit akan byk habis n ade jugak nasihat2 yg aku terima , dr aku repair Ara bek aku byr muka kete baru tp mungkin Korg tak Phm, Shes my 1^st, dapat yg lain mcmmane pun die tetap dihati aku, (background music-winter sonata) hari2 yg aku harungi dgn die, susah senag, aku ngorat awek pun guna die, time ujan kitorag dok bwh jambatan gelak2 sesama(???)

Tido bersama, terlalu byk kenangan manis aku dgn die, walaupun its not much pade korg, tp die dah too much tuk aku, ARA I LOVE U,

Tapi kalu aku berjaya dpatkan Mazda RX-8, aku sendiri akan hantar Ara kat kedai Potong, and aku yg akan potong die sendiri ngan tgn aku.. YAHAHAHAHA, tu pun kalu dapat la RX-8,

Persoalannye : Siapa ONA and kenapa kalu ujan aku kene duk bwh jambatan sedangkan aku bwk kete?

Think A bit

In this world, what is PROMISED must be kept, as my fren make one to HER parents NOT TO go out at night and as far as im concern, im free just to LIE on the green grass although i dont feel any wind ANYMORE

my ma always promise me that SHE will love all her child evenly, as what i LOVE that is Gundams and ME brother with his toys AND books but sometimes I DID NOT REALIZE everything we do, we always had each other,

SHE always said that my feeling has gone like a DIED durian tree so i have no feeling of LOVING, and then a cat is entrusted to ME, tilala , and slowly AS im taking care of her I did change and DONT be like always that doesn’t FEEL and trust ANYTHING

I always see a boy VOW to his partner TO be better, but they LOVE to say but they dont do AND TO BE HONEST i despise that kind of human,TO them promises is just a way to make things forgotten but THE DAY that requires promises I realise that the DIE side within me is still there as i continue to be like how i use to be

Thing other People Cant Accept on Me*based on survey with Family and closest friends*

1. I have zero tolerance on Spicy and Hot Food, I cant even survive a Curry Maggi

2. I have a laughing problems, I laugh loud and annoying

3. I am extremely competitive, there no such thing as play safe or play fair

4. I have a sleeping trouble, a sound of cloth fall to the floor enough to wake me

5. I am Ticklish but only with girls, their finger is like furry tarantula spider’s legs

6. I don’t hesitate, I hate hesitant people,

7. I like to look at cute girls but always to scare to say anything

8. Aunties and Grannies have always like me, its only takes 3 seconds

9. I need Caffeine everyday or ill be moody

10. I don’t like to be notice, I like to keep it low

11. I always get scold “u want to die??!!!” its common

12. Some people say I am Psychosis

13. I am super-duper-extra-extremely Stubborn

14. I have so much to do so little time

15. My game time Trumps eating time- My Ma cant accept this

16. I can reply SMS even if I am sleeping

17. I always thinks I am Thin and Small

18. My passion to Gundam exceed einstein’s passion for science

19. Most People hate me but most of it because I make them to

20. I don’t like talking to my Dad, I feel silly if I do

21. The way I look at people as I want to beat them up, but im doing that just for fun

22. I can eat whatever fruit, whenever, however, whosever, and I cant easily stop

23. Im racist to people taller and more good looking than me

24. 75% of my friends is girl but theyre just for decoration, 20% more is just for Garnishing

25. My Facebook Friends have over 600people but everyone of them ive met at least once- except for non-malaysian

26. I like to Give people nicknames, bad or good

27. I have a hole in my pockets

28. Ive always kidnapped by my aunts because baby me is too cute

29. its only takes 1 second for my mood to swings 180 degree

30. I like to treat my frens siblings as my own

31. I don’t like advices, and I don’t like to be motivated

32. I was sent to anger management program 4 times

33. I bite my nail

34. I always think like a RPG style Game

35. I don’t like DOTA

36. I dont like taking picture or have my picture taken,

37. I wear a big shirt so I can look big and intimidating

38. I buy shoes once a month but most of them are canvas, never bought leather

39. I fit in everywhere

40. My imagination is almost real to me, feel like I can touch them

41. I like to mess with my sister’s make up

42. I have a lot of plush’s but I never keep 1 I bought

43. I always talk back if my boss scold me

44. I have a work but I still looking for work

45. I hate Filet O Fish or any fish, including fishmonger

46. Im a really vengeful person, I always get even

47. I can understand Cantonese, Japanese, Korean and a little Hindi

48. I hate Auto-transmission Transport, including KTM

49. I love my Bunny, My Cuppycake, My Applepie, My Tilala,

50. I can make people jealous by using my Phone and press 1 buttons only

51. I have a serious digesting disorder, what go in hard to come out

52. everyday im working with Millions of RM but I only get RM13 in my wallet

53. I like looking at Szechuan style food but to die ill never eat it

54. I agree fast food is not fast preparation but fast making my pocket hole bigger

55. Im not weird Im unique and facing extinction

56. I adore Captain Jack Sparrow! Parlay!

57. I am unreal to some other people

58. I have what I need but not what I want

59. I got a 9 year old Psychosis Girl Cousin, she step on my Last nerve everytime!

60. Sixtees

61. I like pool and beaches but I cant swim

62. Im hot blooded and huggable

63. My ear is 1 way street

64. I have Miracle hands – My family calls it

65. I have dancing Finger

66. my feet is lady’s feet, literally, ankles and below

67. I act tough but 1 touch can make me fall to the floor and flow into the cracks

68. don’t make eye contact with me, I might cry

69. Im oldest but I got bigger cousin so I bully them in term of age

70. My memory is dependable, I still remember everything since I was 5, -I even kept Ezewan Fauzi’s deep dark secrets when he was 12 and Hanafi Zakari when he was 11. hehehe

71. my messing around really is messing around, I work hard and play even hard

72. I look 5 times I talk 1 times

73. I have Horatio Caine’s of CSI charisma

74. I can fake voices, ranges from Wak Ketari Blues to Jamal Abdillah

75. I have serious passion to music but cant play anything of it except for play button on a music player

76. People scared of me

Survey For Fun *copy From Bunny Sai*

Starting time : 11.30 a.m.

Name : Mohamad Ridzhuan Rozaidy

Sibling(s) : 1 sister 1 brother

Eye colour : Brown

Shoe size : Seven

Hair :Straight, Brown, Tied Up
Piercings : no.

Height : 169 cm

What are you wearing right now : Jeans And T

Where do you live : Klang selangor

Favourite number : 7

Favourite drink : Elixir of Life, Nescaffe

Favourite month : Syawal, coz my birthday other than May

Favourite breakfast : I dont do Breakfast Actually

HAVE YOU EVER

Broken a bone : only 7 of them

Been in a police car : Yeah, need a lift to get Home

Fallen for a friend : Mostly

Fallen for a guy/girl in a short period of time : My Bigeest Weakness

Swam in the ocean : it feels like i belong there although that i cant swim

Fallen asleep in school : on Purpose everytime

Broken someone's heart : Always

Cried when someone died : i tried to hold it in

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call : Never

Been cheated on : Sometimes its predictable

WHAT

Your room look like : A closet, A TV with PS2, 2 guitars, Gundams, and Big bed, typical

What is right beside you : My Gshock and My Phone

What is the last thing you ate : Rice with Fried chicken i did last night

EVER HAD

Chicken pox : Cant remember

Sore throat : its been a while

Stitches : signs of my Courage, wanna see? :)

Broken nose : My nose bone is one of the 7 :)

DO YOU

Believe in love at first sight : Yah, sure

Like picnics? : Only if im going with Girls, so that they bring Food, :)

WHO

Who did you last yell at? : A Motorcyclist, Stop in a middle of the road while a Lorry is coming towards me

Who was the last person you danced with? : Mira

Who last made you smile? : Candy Siew, she call my name like in a horror movie to sign a cheque

FINAL QUESTION

What are you listening to right now? : Hirano Aya-lost my music

What did you do today? : Feed Tilala, go to work

Are you the oldest? : the oldest Son in family.

Indoors or outdoors? : Outdoors with friends, indoor by myself!

TODAY DID YOU

Talk to someone you like? : Nope, just thinking about her, leaving her alone, she needs it

Kiss anyone? : yes, and always been kisses

Sing? : Yes, i got a good voice, once told la

Talk to an ex? : i have no problem with that

Miss someone ? : yes.

Eat? : at 12.00 with Alif anuar, To come

LAST PERSON WHO

You talked to on the phone? : Atila, yesterday

Made you cry? : Her

Went to the movies with? : Atila for Narnia

You went to the mall with? : Atila for Movies

Who cheered you up? : LAst 5 : Bunny Sai, Almas, Atiqah, Mira Shahidan,and Atila

HAVE YOU

Been to Mexico? : i Got a family there

Been to USA? : Nope, have no interest of going

RANDOM

Have a crush on someone? : ahh, sure

What books are you reading right now? : How to Make A Perfect Dinner, cookbook, so what?

Best feeling in the world? : Making People i love smile

Future kids name? : they should be grateful that my name on their last

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? : yes, got several of them all over my bed, given by some girls i met

What's under your bed? : PS2 CD's, Tilala's Bed, A Parang, and Handphones

Favourite sport(s) : Martial Arts

Favourite place : where i can hear wind and alone

Who do you really hate? : i dont hate

Do you have a job? : Quantity Surveyor

What time is it now? : 11.49 p.m.

To You To Figure out Part 2

Instantly, One of my New found hobby has make me stay up Late as when i was Young. Greatly has the hobby change the way Of my Thinking from level 10 Only, but Fortunately i am now level 100, By the way, Until now, Time has only be an Illness for me, Where In general, Lack of sleep means Lack of concentration , Nevertheless, Everything has been upgraded to a whole new Version Entirely and its Rocks! Giving me and Ideal way of thinking, Various way of living, Energise me and Understand what i need to be a good People!

…………………….:)

Clue: it happen yesterday

Happy Bday!

Basicly this post is all about your birthday, not much I can give but I still wanna say something

Enlightmenting my mind make me remember that the first time we met at a library, 6 years ago but I don’t say anything nice to you but making fun of u, hahak

After I discover that we are neighbour as our house is across of each other, but strangely, we never walk together to school or back from school, u fly or what?

Until I move school, I saw u frequently as I hang out with few of ur frens, u are so elegant back there so I never say a word and still playing my arrogant part, err..

Then as I know that ur house is there, sometimes I cast a line but u never took the bait, my noisy skateboard and the laughter of my gang does not concern u

If only I would say something back there, I think we would’ve be good frens and… ok, lets stop here

Frankly speaking, I regret my past action, treating u like a shadow, no respecting u as a young girl, but u know what, that time I give that to everyone

Usually ur image in my mine is silent smiling girl white white pale face, and I really don’t remember your voice

Lets starts something new ok?,

....................................................................................:)

At at times, im so scared to just look at u, so I look away, and I act like so called cool, err..

Times and tide has been destined, how matter we try to stop them, to ignore them, its just keep flowing ,

Incredible things has happen makes I see u now, but sometime, its me like to be in the shadow, but trust me, this time, im watching,

Lately, we see each other and talks a lot, and im glad u see me as I am, not who I was or what I will become, that’s the quality of u,

At last , the finale of my blabbering speech is that I will treasure all ones that treasure me, no need to be insecure, everyone is incredible, even the crazy one, theyre never admit they are crazy, ahahah

Happy 20^th Birthday and thx for making me part of your life,

It’s a Matter of Korg Tak sharp or aku terlalu Bagus Untuk KorgIt’s a Matter of Korg Tak sharp or aku terlalu Bagus Untuk Korg

Antara perkara2 yang aku suke ttg org ialah mcmane masing2 try untuk kawal perasaan dorg sebab, perasaan ni sgt conquering, time aku pk untuk buang die, time tu la die akan kuat

Tapi, ade jugak time2 yg mmg org kate aku ni born to be a pokerface, aku mmg tak expresskan feeling aku secara terus terang and kalu tak perlu mmg aku takkan ckp pape, sebab its useless

In a matter of perspective, aku mmg seorg yg sentimental tp tu la nak ckp, jgn sangka air yg tenang takde boya tembaga, kawalan diri bg aku sgt penting and ini selalunye decide for org akan hormat korg or not,

Lately aku mmg ade rse tenang sket tp kawan2 ramai yg tye , call aku if2 aku ade prob,dan jenis aku gak, aku tak simpan rahsia dr org2 yg aku hargai, if aku tak ckp pape means aku ok n takde pape,

Agak bosan jugak bila dok sorg2 tp skang kurang sket sebab aku ade bela anak kucing yg bernama Tilala, Tilala ni nakal and manja sket, tu yg buat aku ske men ngan die, walaupun die ske cakar2 kaki aku, tp takpe, tu pengorbanan aku sebagai tuan die,

Beberapa bulan lepas aku ade berjanji ngan sum1 yg kalu die cuti aku akan temankan die dan bw die keluar jln2, tp dah sebulan lebih die cuti, aku cume sempat jumpe die sekali je, what a loser i am, keje qs ni yg buat aku bz dan ketiadaan kenderaan juga wat pergerakan aku terbatas

Entirely, masalah aku akan sume setel once aku dpt balik kete aku Ara, tg tersadai kat workshop tggu test dr Puspakom, tp da sebulan and no progress at all, so aku decided tuk gi antar puspakom sendiri je,

Malam biasanye time aku keluar tp skang da jd waktu aku masak, wat susu untuk Tilala, men PS2, tgk HBO, bosan gila idup aku skang

Yang jd persoalannye skang, dulu aku seorg yg byk planning, tp skang otak aku kosong gila, and aku rse daya fikir aku stuck kat area2 bongok jugak la

Girlfrens? Lol, Ma ngan Abah aku soh aku cri satu untuk jinakkan perangai aku yg agak pelik sket, bukan pelik mane pun, aku cume takkan bercakap waktu pagi selagi lum kul 8, dan aku tgk Tv dgn expression yg sgt serious, and aku drive agak2 laju , and aku gak tak ske org kacau aku men game, and aku ske bercucuk tanam dan masak

For you all information, aku tak penah rse aku anak yg baik, kwn yg baik, org yg baik la senang cite, aku ni malas nak PK, and aku jugak tak ske kacau org, so jgn la kacau aku k?

Phone aku sentiasa on, kredit gak tak penah habis, so bila nak contatct tu betul2 la, sebab kalu korg antar msg “haii” then bila aku reply, korg tak reply balik, aku leh jd marah,

Lastly, aku mmg agak ske mengarut, kenal aku setahun je belum cukup untuk kenal aku, sebab mmg ade kwn2 aku yg aku da kenal 10 tahun pun tak kenal lg aku spe, biasala, aku kan pokerface mcm korg ckp

Zero to hero take patience, kawan2, korg kenal aku dr aku zero, kita sume zero , hari ini, kita sume ade komitmen masing2, grew up well, and aku grateful setiap saat yg aku kenal korg, :)

Need To Rest

Lots Happen, i need a rest,

Mak

Dlm dunia ni ade seorang saje aku panggil Mak, bukan Ibu aku sebab aku pggil ibu aku Ma, org yang aku panggil Mak ialah Moyang aku, J

Seumur hidup aku, aku byk ikut Abah aku merantau, tp setiap kali balik kamung aku akan terus cari Mak dulu, sebab die nampak menanti2kan kepulangan kami,

Masa aku kecik2 dulu, aku mmg sgt menyayangi Mak sebab dia yg menjaga dan membesarkan 3 generasi, iaitu Nenek , Ma dan Aku&Sepupu2 ku, selalunye dia akan duduk dekat tangga rumah dimane kami sepupu2 sume bermain waktu kecik2 dulu, dan die pernah juga pimpin tgn kami semua waktu nak melintas jln yg bz gila just untuk gi beli ais krim je walaupun time tu die da tua,

Masa mak masih kuat, die tak pernah ketinggalan untuk pegi Mengaji dan Solat kat surau, dan aku juga penah mengaji ngan Mak, kalau tersalah baca tak penah kene marah, tp kalau baca 1 muka surat penuh die akan hadiahkan Coklat J

Mak juga byk menyimpan barang2 antik , barang permainan aku, mcm pelita, tepak sirih, sterika, dan mcm2 pakaian yg memang dr zaman penjajahan jepun lagi, Die ade jugak menyimpan Kimono. Rsenye askar jepun yg bg die sebab bende tu nampak exquisite gila!

Makin aku membesar, Mak semakin tua, dari die berjalan, sampai die tak larat lagi dan aku kalau pergi rumah die akan tido kat sebelah die, everytime, tapi semakin hari usia mengejar , die dah tak larat nak berjalan , Paklong buatkan bilik baru untuk die kat dapur sebab supaya senang die panggil sesape kalu ada ape ape, tp paling aku sedih ialah bila mata dia mula kabur dan die dh tak nampak dgn jelas lagi, tp bila pergi kat die just kenalkan diri die akan ingat, dan aku pernah duduk dekat die masa org melawat, even dah bertahun2 org tu tak dtg die still ingat dgn jelas, Way To Go Mak!

Raya tahun 2010, die mengadu padaku yg setiap malam ada ramai org mengelilingi die, bila die tanya, takde sape pun jawab, aku tersentak dgr die ckp macam tu sebab kami budak2 kampung tu selalu bergurau yg kalu nakal, org2 dr kubur akan ambil kitorg malam2 waktu kitorg tido,maklum la umah aku hanya 50meter je dr kubur , bile dengar die ckp mcm tu je aku kene belajar terus untuk redha sebab aku tahu, masa die dah nak sampai, mcm2 janji yg aku bg pada die tapi satu pun belum sempat kutunaikan, antaranya buat rumah untuk die kat atas tanah Dia yg die bahagi2kan pada keluarga kitorg, dan bahagian aku cukup untuk buat sebuah banglo, tapi aku hanya sempat buat rangka je, itupun dgn tangan, pada Hari Raya 2010, die ckp kat aku yg tahun ni die nak beraya ngan aku kat umah Tokma(umah Abah aku) tp Ma ckp kat aku kami tak boleh bawak die sebab umah Tokma dah penuh ngan adik beradik Abah aku,

Hari Raya Pertama waktu aku menziarah lagi, die sudah tak ingat sape kami semua, even Ma aku pun die dah tak kenal waktu Ma mandikan die, waktu tu aku mengelak dr Mak sebab aku akan menangis kalau tgk die, Ina ada bgtau aku yg die mengadu, die nak ikut aku balik tp aku tinggalkan die, L bila aku kenalkan diri pun die dah tak ingat aku tp die still tersengih, happy face, buat aku sebak gila, She still have that same beautiful smile,

Dan after beraya kami balik keSelangor, Ma bgtau yg lepas budak cuti sekolah iaitu lepas Raya Haji, die nak balik jaga Mak, and aku setuju nak antarkan Ma ngan adik2 balik,

Malam 14/11 , waktu aku tgh berjumpa ngan kwn aku yg Menyambut hari jadi kat NZ, Abah Aku call yg Mak dah tak sedarkan Diri lagi, aku terus mintak diri dr kwn2 aku, Antar Tila Balik dan trus drive balik Klang, Sampai je kat Umah kul 1 pg, Ma aku ade kat luar tgh mundar mandir tunggu aku balik, aku tgk keadaan, kalu nak balik skang agak bahaya sebab jalan akan sgt gelap dan berkabus sebab mlm tu mmg hujan, so aku ckp kat Ma, Ma, gi Tido dulu, esok kul 4 kita gerak,

Pagi Isnin, kul 4-5 kami bertolak tapi mmg mood balik kampong kami taksama dgn yg sebelum ni, dlm perjalanan dlm kul 2 , Kwn2ku telefon aku untuk bertanya khabar tp aku takleh jawab sebab aku drive n aku tgh blur,

Sampai je dkt rumah, aku terus pegi Kebilik Mak, die macam Tido tp die bernafas kuat sangat, aku sampai pukul 3 and ahli kelauraga pun masih ada yg belum sampai, aku bckan Yassin untuk die tp suara aku tersekat2 nd aku tak nampak kalimah sebab mata aku berair n kabur, da abis aku keluar gi ruang tamu duduk nagn sepupu2 semua sampai la Nurse tu panggil kitorg yg mana bila aku ngan Nor masuk trus dlm bilik Mak dgn Paklong, yg lain sume tggu kat lua, masa itu la aku tau, yg Mak dah takde,

Jam kul 6.45, Tok Ayah buat keputusan tuk kebumikan Mak pagi esoknya , so kami sekeluarga menuggu pagi esok untuk kebumikan jenazah, Majlis Tahlil bermula malamnya, Aku blur gila dan aku berharap yg Mak masih Ade, tp aku Redha je pasal ni sume Takdir Allah,

Pagi 16/11, Makcik tu uruskan Jenazah Mak dan setelah selesai, ahli keluarga dipanggil untuk cium Mak buat kali yg terakhir, time ni la kaki aku sgt berat, aku taknak sebab aku nak jumpa Mak lagi, tapi lepas Ma aku tye, taknak cium Mak? Time tu aku trus pergi n cium tgn, pipi dan dahi Mak, buat kali terakhir, Mak nampak Tenang

aku menunggu org2 dr Pondok untuk sembahyangkan Mak, tp kul 11 tak sampai2 lagi, janji kul 10! Aku jd marah and aku trus port kat dapo sampai aku terlelap, bila Abah Kejutkan aku, jenazah dah pun Diusung, setelah sampai dikubur, hujan tetba turun dan jenazah terpaksa diletakkan atas wakaf, tp ustaz tu kata kita buat cepat so lubang tak taking air, so kami terus kebumikan Mak walaupun hujan,

Bila dah ready, Bukak je pengusung dan Angkat Jenazah Mak, ujan berenti dan Matahari memancar, aku bersyukur sgt, dan bila turunkan Mak Masuk dlm Liang Lahad, aku sebak lagi, lepas selesai turunkan dan tutup Liang Lahad, Sharul ngan Afiq adik sepupu aku mula masukkan tanah dan time tu la paling sedih bg aku sebab aku nampak sedikit demi sedikit Mak terpisah dari kami semua tp aku Percaya Pada Allah dan ini ketentuannya, dan Alhamdullillah, pengebumian Mak berjalan lancar,

Balik je dirumah, aku trus masuk dan baring dikatil Mak, aku menangis smpi tertido, kami sekeluarga sedih tp, masing2 buat mcm biasa je just untuk sokong satu sama lain,

Dan aku rasa, Mak juga taknak kami sedih,

Aku seorg yg senang terima kenyataan, sebab pengalaman hidup aku memerlukan aku untuk cepat terima yg ape kita nak, susah kita dapat tp apa kita ada, hargailah,

KPD MAK 1919-2010

Ive been a bad GreatGrandchildren walaupun im the eldest 1 of them, but U are the most Wonderful old Girl ive ever met and someday I will be coming after U to take care of u again, And u will always be myGirlfriend and ill remember U!

Al-Fatihah

Most Happy DAy of my Life Top 10 *working progress*

10. On 2007 Located in Burger King Freezer Restoran Jejantas Sungai Buloh

- The Rebellious Me Works At Burger King to accompany my best Friend Farah Mohamad, everyday , the easy snapping me got a nickname "Mara-Mara" given by Veteran Auntie Saemah coz everyday i was angry and snapping even to my manager. Everyday i got a Whooper Junior for a staff meal, and im sick of it, so i search for other restaurant workers to swap it with me, haha, sometimes i got A&W Mozza burger, Chicken Rice, KFC, Dunkin Donut and more, so 1 day i got no mood to eat but my Friend Saepul Saripah that works in Baskin Robin offer to swap my Whopper with his 7 Scoop ice cream, and i said yes, haha

Farah saw me carrying the Ice cream into the freezer but she wonder why i came out without eating it, coz i got mood swing at that time, so she started to make her cat face and begging me for the icecream, so i say go get it yourself, she pull my hand into the freezer, sit in the hell cold freezing room and started sharing eating ice cream, i was shivering and she kept making her stupidly happy face, so i laugh along as well, and because of the cold, eating icecream and imagining were in a snowy weather was sooo stupid, but im happy, that day, For my best friend

9. Fraser Hill Penang *dorks* on 2006

Principle of My school ask me to bring a few friends to his National Principle Meeting and to make a welcoming showcase, so i bring Madan, Zam, Najwa and Yan to accompany me, and dorkilly The great Azhar Yatim doesnt want to come and ask me to take care of the 4 monkeys entirely, a week of intense training, and the night before the day we was sitting in circle and i started stating, " so far is Fraser Hill, 6 hours of bus ride!" and the monkeys asking me, Why? i said, "it was in Penang, Duhhh!!!" they look a t each other even not laughing,

on 8 am i was talking to the bus driver to make a safe journey, and we satrted our way. but i was so astonished that we arrive after 1 and half hour of Ride? OMG!!! Fraser Hill only located in RAub!!!! i was in Bentong, that time the monkeys was laughing at me hard even i got nightmare till today, but the trip was so good and i was so happy as hell that time!

8.Consist Explorace

- As a Die hard fan of The Amazing Race, I was thrill to join the thing but after a few minute me and Ijat already settle all of our task, I feel only 1% of my andrenaline pumping but I Was force to stop because the competition was a child’s play,

I guess years of RPG practice paid off somehow, that Coded text was the lamest one ive ever seen, lol, Consist standards after all

7. Helicopter Tragedy

- In Sementa Bentong , we Raf Corps are well known for the obedience, reputation, looks, skill, adored and 1 thing the Teachers does not know of that our naughty level exceed far from the so called naughtiest boy in the school, the differences is we Raf Corps, never get caught,

One silent night Zam suddenly challenge me on our Original Candy Competition, where we have to suck the sweet the fastest and the loser have to face punishment, well, as a reigning champion I have my reputation to hold on to, but that day as the competition goes , I nearly get beaten by Zam by the interval of 6 seconds, I savour a lollypop for only a minute and 16 second, BEAT THAT!

Bob and Hanis are the slowest so, punishment time, as for me, I ask them to drink the water from the Water Cooler but, I ask them to drink from the red side , the temperature of the water is enough to cook Maggi for 3 minutes flat! As for Zam, he simply ask Hanis to do a 15 Helicopter turn and ran 10 meter , but stupidly Hanis only done 8 turn and lay down the lawn as if hes dead! We laugh out loud till Fadhil the warden came down and try to bust us, but his low level of perception got us away, how we does that? Please read the first paragraph again. Hahahaha

6. Rakan Muda Camps , Eryna Natasha Trilogy

- 2006, as an Active Rakan Muda member, I was called to assist the AJK of state to be a Facilitator in Rakan Muda camping 2006, as a Faci, seriously I have to be serious, I bring Mira with me as she begging to tag along, the camping is held at Rimba Komanwel Rawang

The Trilogy begins as Day 1, when the setting of tent, I heard a voice whining as the tent was small and the water was dirty and zillion of other things so I head to see which princess has enter our camp, oh, that Skinny girl with ballon face, I decided to hell with it, as the whining continues, on second day, the jungle tracking is held where I was to follow from the very back as our guide heads to lead the way, that day, Eryna snap her leg and crying and not able to walk, duhh,, Me and Mira has to carry her back to camp as our medics await, her whining stops that day, Mira was smiling and looking at me with sparkling eyes, lol, that night , Eryna follows me around, she even push Mira away when she around, hahaha, whats wrong with the girl?

As the camping ends I got a phone number with a thank you note, but I misplace it and its loss, the camping on the other hand is very happy coz most of the kids involve does not know I was 17 as them, mature looks huh?

5. Skateboard Times

- Because of no activities, few friends and I become a full fledge street skater on 2003, the happy times of that time when we knew whats the meaning of friendship, courage, patience, hardwork and good mentality, that time I only got a massive theory in my head but only a little skill on my leg, skate cost me 6 broken bones and cracks, hahaha, but that time we was chase by girls, boys wanna make friends, because we always on our skate getup, at least a pair of DC and Etnies Shoes, hahah

4. Farah Fatin Hassim

- I always smile when I hear her name, haha, I knew her on my 2^nd year of College , she was very naïve and in 2 days of friendship we was so attach like brother and sister already, giving each other pet names, calling and SmS-ing,

on my first day getting my licence, I ask Awan to accompany me to meet her for the first time as we knew each other on MYspace, I got several problems with handling my car for the firsttime, but we manage to get to Batang Kali anyway, I call her and said I was in front of her house, surprise! And I was happy I met her, for the first and last time,

Ara is her Nickname, Same as my Car 5755 :D

3. Family First Vacation, Langkawi 2002

- our family never afford vacation at that time, but IJM takes all its staff for Gombak Permai for a 4 days trip to Langkawi, that was a best vacation ever , we stay at 5 stared Aseana Resort and have our own Tourist Guide,

That was the place of meeting between me and Stupid Mizuno Yukimura from Japan, we bump each other in the swimming pool and after that we fight for the breakfast omelette , but he has a damn cute sister name Yuki, that time, I was in love,, hahaha

Two happy things, best vacation and best pen pal!

2. Reunion With 1BestariBoys

- on 2010, because I was starting my career, I was destined to meet again with all of my best friend at Sungai Kertas, as I live in Rawang, I can meet them by only 15minutes of journey, so im grateful to meet them again as I learn our group has getting lager so I need more time to catch up,

U guys change a lot an I afraid me too, J Friends Forever KKS

1. Happiest of My life

TO BE CONTINUE!

Let Me tell ,,To me , As a Guy

> i dont get easily scared by the other guys

> i dont really attend small things

> im not going to say hi or smile to people that i think arent worthed

>i can live my life well enough alone but glad if i have someone to talk to

>i got my worries, believe me i dont have a perfect life

>i strongly does not feel comfortable on bringing somebody's girlfriend out even she is my beasties sorry bout this, we both understand but i fear he might not.

>i can give u my shoulder to borrow, but i only got two of them, and in limited time they will wither

>nobody disturb me when im sleeping and my PS2 times

>i have goals, to achieve it ill do anything but not everything

>i dont like people throwing garbage in my car, believe me, i know who does it

>i dont do anything i wont do and i know wht i want in my life

>i never hate people but sometimes they disgust me

>i am dangerous, if i cant get it physically, ill get it mentally, if else fails, ill get somebody to do it for me

BACK!

Since 2006 ive give up 3 things that makes me up :D, i give it up because i thought it was the core of my mistake to her,

why did i give these things up? because the things makes me arrogant and so full of myself so after the tragedy i decided that these are the things i done that distance myself from her, so i give it up so that my other friends dont have to feel the same way as she does, but then i realize, i was all wrong

These things are making up The Rico, so if 1 of them is missing its not me anymore, im tired of pretending so from now, 2011 hopefully i will give it 100% cause these are the things that i really like to do, but from now on also i have to taught myself to be humble for waht i have coz if Allah takes it away i dont know when or where, so enjoy my hobbies while it last, :)

4 years i live in despair and regrets, talking to my friends seem not to ease my guilt but somehow grow it more, on that faithful night, she sat next to me, and said dont give up the things that u want to do, like to do, happy to do it, with that stupid smile of her, somehow she seems so damn happy, she says that be yourself, be what are u are made of, stand out the uniqueness in u, then she walk away , i was sitting there 1000 times stupid

i like the Physical things, i like the thrill of speeds and skill, and i like various sounds and smiles

im doing that back!

Apakah?? Part 5

Lokasi: None other .. The Psycho Lair Restoran Sri Indah

LAst time i was here adalah sebelum puasa aritu, lepas bayar saman trafik kat selayang kul 11.45a.m td yg mne kesalahan aku ialah speeding depan Desa Coalfields, aku tetiba lapar, err.. aku pun pegila restoran saiko tu, masuk je lam restoran, Makcik tuh jerit, BEEENNNNNN!! lame nye tak nampak! ... APAKAH?? aku pun awkwardly angkat tgn smbil ckp, "hai, makcik" pastu die mula berseloroh, "kau ni Ben , lame tak dtg kedai makcik, byk lauk yg tak abis, hari2 makcik gi pasar masakkan tuk ko, tp tak dtg2," err.. customer die sume dah pandang2 aku dah, bukan sebab aku ni kacak tp sebab makcik tuh buat cite dongeng melampau die, haha, dah abis makan die kira leh lak rm5.10,, seposen??? hahaha, aku pun pegi la kat kaunter, tp takde org, aku pun mcm bese, jenguk la belakang kaunter tu sebab aku mmg ade pengalaman belakang kaunter ni, hahaha, tetiba aku ternampak makcik td tgh jawab tepon kat bawah Kaunter, APAKAH?? hahaha, kedai tu da la kedai die, die bos, kenapa die perlu menyorok smpi mcm tu skali, hahahak


Dah la td Polis Trafik tuh tye aku, Ayah awk polis ke? rse mcm penah tgk muke awk ni, aduiiii,,, tah zaman bila family aku ade yg polis pun aku tak tahu, so aku jwb ngan spontan, Takdela Encik, hensem sy leg dr beliau, errr...

Disaster strikes again, but im Here like always, still standing

Disaster? haha

10th October 2010 - Ara Disaster

at night on the 10th, me and Mira heads to Puncak Perdana when it all went bad, my carelessness take both of our precious times, we was playing at the side of Kepong Freeway when Ara 's Heart Burst and everything inside it crumble bad! calls a few friends and it got settled but im back to Sungai Kertas for the whole day of 11th, discussion with mechanics confirm, Ara needs a new Engine, i was so sad to leave her there but i had to, my carelessness and she has to pay, and i think Ara wont be available for a while, so that my heart is so damn cloudy and i cant think straight of sadness, i hesitate and i nearly cry *its ok for a man to cry*

19th October 2010 - Career Disaster

when talking about Replacement, i expected something much more than myself, but guess what, it was myself , 8 month ago of myself, wth?? i got re-stationed and i dont wanna bother about my last station anymore, but what happen is i got to teach them everything i know, everything i experienced for the past 8 month, its nothing to be fussy about but i expected someone that are more skillful than me to take my place, the negotiation with my boss went bad n i decided to hell with it, i resigned! and now, im planting grapes on my Ma's Yard, but this come across my Principle and i dont follow an incompetent persons order coz they only thinks for themselves, i dont care who u are what u do, ive seen what u can do and i know i cant progress myself by being with u, so im moving on

21st October 2010 - Cousin Disaster, drags me Along with it

got a call from my cousin at 9.15pm, rush to her at UITM Puncak Alam, she loses her Handphone and she knew who stole it so ask me to get it back for her, but the boy went berserk when i ask for the phone, says that she humiliated him in front of class, say, u did take the phone there? and from the trouble that already constrict me i burst and i end up on teaching him manners, 17 and already wants to hold the world so i cant help it, at 9.30 i was so mad that i come home kicking the gate and roaring madly, but really, i cant help it, its just that the life has got to me, :)

24th October 2010 - Manila Jakarta Uncertainty

i came across a proposal of work, whether its Jakarta of Indonesia, or Manila of Phillipines , both of them is building construction, both of them is high risk of hazard workplace, both of them is far, both of them needs passport, both of them requires me to start from scracth, but malay saying says this, Hujan emas dinegeri org hujan batu dinegeri sendiri, so i turn down the proposal
its not because of demanding but everything i got is in Malaysia, so why bother?

fun with truth *copy from Dibon*

100 TRUTHS ABOUT ME

LAST
1. Last beverage: Oreo
2. Last phone call: Mira Shahidan
3. Last text message: Rosliza Nengsi
4. Last song you listened to: Sweet Charity "Batu"
5. Last time you cried: on 2007

HAVE YOU EVER
6. Dated someone twice: yes
7. Been cheated on: mostly
8. Kissed someone and regretted it: Never
9. Lost someone special: yes
10. Been depressed: most of the time
11. Been drunk and threw up: nope, never drunk

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS
12. Blue
13. Black
14. Green

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU (2010)
15. Made a new friend: Yes
16. Fallen out of love: Yes but it was a disaster
17. Laughed until you cried: yep, sebab teringat kisah waktu sekolah dulu
18. Met someone who changed you: Yes, Mr KP Lee change me on how to deal with people
19. Found out who your true friends were: ofcourse.
20. Found out someone was talking about you: i dont wanna know
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Yes
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: most of them,
23. How many kids do you want to have: kid kitten?
24. Do you have any pets: yeah, never has to feed
25. Do you want to change your name : No! be grateful okay.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Mandi Pantai Kat PD
27. What time did you wake up today: as usual, pukul 6 lah
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Termenung
29. Name something you cannot wait for: Beli Kereta Baru
30. Last time you saw your mother: This morning
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Get taller n more good looking, hahaha
32. What are you listening to right now: November Rain - guns n roses
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Tom? Mak tom? Mak Dibon?
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: myself
35. Most visited webpage: facebook, Mangahut and bloggers
36. Whats your real name: Mohamad Ridzhuan Rozaidy Kamaruddin
37. Nicknames: Rico, Red, Coco, Rizzy, ntah, mcm2
38. Relationship Status: single.
39. Zodiac sign: Taurus
40. Male or female: bodo ni
41. Elementary: 3 school,
42. Middle School: 3 school
43. Birthday: May 10 1989
44. Hair colour: not so black
45. Long or short: semi
46. Height: 169
47. Do you have a crush on someone : yeah, nothing special about it
48: What do you like about yourself: i adore myself,
49. Piercings: sakit
50. Tattoos: NO! are you crazy?
51. Righty or lefty: righty

FIRSTS
52. First surgery: recently
53. First piercing: no
54. First best friend : Awan
55. First sport you joined: Hockey
56. First vacation: 13 years old Langkawi
57. First pair of trainers: tak ingat

RIGHT NOW
58. Eating: No
59. Drinking: No
60. I'm about to: post this
61. Listening to: nothing
62. Waiting on: something good

YOUR FUTURE
63. Want kids: yeah.
64. Get Married: yup.
65. Career: building it right now

WHICH IS BETTER
66. Lips or eyes: eyes
67. Hugs or kisses: both.
68. Older or Younger: younger
69. Shorter or taller: taller
70. Romantic or spontaneous: both.
71. Nice stomach or nice arms: Nice arms la.
72. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.
73. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble Maker.

HAVE YOU EVER
74. Kissed a stranger: once
75. Drank hard liquor: never
76. Lost glasses/contacts: yup!
77. Sex on first date: err.. bodo ni
78. Broken someone's heart: everytime
79. Been arrested: No.
80. Turned someone down: yes
81. Cried when someone died: Yeah.
82. Fallen for a friend: it wouldnt last long though

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
83. Yourself: Everytimes
84. Miracles: yes.
85. Love at first sight: yes
86. Heaven: ofcourse.
87. Santa Claus: bodo ni
88. Kiss on the first date: maybe
89. Angels: i lost her, hahaha

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
90. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:never, 1 at a time
91. Did you sing today: MCfly Its All about U
92. Ever cheated on somebody: as far as i concern, no!
93. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: on my 12 years of age, i wanna meet her,
94. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be: i always fight

95. Whose car did you ride in last: mine, Ona
96. Who was the last person to call you a bitch: try me
97. What color shirt are you wearing: white and black stripes
98. Has anyone recently told you something you didn't want to hear: yes, right before i hit him
99. Has anyone recently disappointed you: yes,
100. Posting this as 100 truths: truts as for me :)